Don’t you think it’s so much more sophisticate to say “By Post,” (with a bit of a lisp and British accent) than to say “I’m sendin’ it by Snail Mail?”
And isn’t “Mail-Man” redundant? (Male-Man) And what’s a girl called? A Femail Woman?
Prepared my first non-electronic query today. Milestone! It made me feel like Anne of Green Gables trying to get a book published.