Seven years ago, you went to live at Seph’s house. And seven years ago, you were about 2 and a half inches tall.
Today, you are still at his house, sitting in his bedroom in a little green pot. And today, you are about five inches tall.
I wanted to say how sorry I am to hear that Seph’s been neglecting you. Aunt Rose tells me that you go for weeks (& months!) on end sometimes without getting watered? Tsk, tsk! Seph doesn’t seem to have been the best owner—we had doubts about him when you went to go live there, we tried to tell you. But you wouldn’t listen. Not that I’m trying to make you feel guilty…
But, I must also commend your efforts. For I know that you are the most forgiving of plants. Cause you’re still around, even if you don’t get watered. We’re very proud of how you’re taking life.
I hope Seph will be watering you more often now.
Stay strong. Stay green. Please reply soon to tell us how you’re faring.